a collection of things that make me laugh, smile or hungry.
because my natural face is bitch face
Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Lord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper LeeThe Bible - Council of NiceaWuthering Heights - Emily Bronte Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanGreat Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas HardyCatch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du MaurierThe Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian FaulkCatcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas AdamsBrideshead Revisited - Evelyn WaughCrime and Punishment - Fyodor DostoyevskyGrapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS LewisEmma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De BernieresMemoirs of a Geisha - Arthur GoldenWinnie the Pooh - AA MilneAnimal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan BrownOne Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret AtwoodLord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella GibbonsSense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz ZafonA Tale Of Two Cities - Charles DickensBrave New World - Aldous HuxleyThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark HaddonLove In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia MarquezOf Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna TarttThe Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre DumasOn The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie Moby Dick - Herman MelvilleOliver Twist - Charles DickensDracula - Bram Stoker The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS ByattA Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David MitchellThe Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid BlytonHeart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard AdamsA Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
my numer is 45. thank you, Bookmobile. I regret nothing.
(side note: what constituted the standards for books that “made the cut?”)
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#books #get smart #literature #read more you idiots
62…. The fact that 6 is the average trouble me considering that Id read at least 10 of these before I’d turned 11.
39. Holy hell I have way more than I thought I would.
I started filling it out, but got pretty angry halfway through. I mean… who wrote this (rhetorical question)? Why is...
41 read, 8 liked tremendously, 12 are
I have read 40. But there are some things about this list that really annoy me. Like how a whole book series counts as...
38 /o/
I totaled 25…little more than average?
15! edit: I forgot that I had read The Lovely Bones. That makes it 16.
29. so ashamed. .o. i started reading a few of these but never finished them so i didn’t strike them out. and by a few i...
21! Although some...I had to read in...school, but a lot
19 :)
19…I think I can do better. Lots of these are on my to read list anyway
22. That’s a lot more than I though I’ve read. And a few of them I before high school. Like, Anne of Green Gables and...
18. Many of them are on my read-ASAP list though!
15…not bad
I can’t be bothered to count, but I’m just going to go ahead and say good job me.
21. (although why not group The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe with the rest of The Chronicles of Narnia? ) yeah half...
Clearly I have some reading to do.
28. Some of these, I had to think twice about. I own a lot of these, but apparently haven’t gotten to yet. :p
…50. I think I have too much time on my hands.