June 13, 2012

I have a love/hate relationship with my chronic bronchitis

Obviously I hate waking up coughing. And being the douche who coughs through a movie or your cat’s funeral service.

But I seriously love those deep as shit coughs when you can feel everything rattling in your chest like tectonic plates under the Earth’s surface.

And then your voice gets all cracky and congested and sexy..

Yes. Congested and sexy. That’s me. Right now. 

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tags #lol #i'm funny #get down with the sickness #true story

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  1. thequarksoup said: Ew.
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