a collection of things that make me laugh, smile or hungry.
because my natural face is bitch face
The 30 minutes it takes for pizza to be delivered is the longest span of time that exists in the universe.
accidentally bought no pulp.
I went to three different natural food stores.
All of them were sold out of coconut oil.
wtf are you up to, hippies?
as soon as my head hits the pillow
i start thinking of the most delicious concoctions of food
and go to bed with a growling stomach
Can we please amend the rule that tells house guests to make their beds before leaving?
I’m just going to take off all the sheets and wash the stank off anyways, so really, what’s the point?
Thanks for listening.