January 8, 2012
The 30 minutes it takes for pizza to be delivered is the longest span of time that exists in the universe.
February 19, 2012
accidentally bought no pulp.
meh. dontwantitanymore.
March 7, 2012
I went to three different natural food stores.
All of them were sold out of coconut oil.
wtf are you up to, hippies?
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#firstworldproblems #Hippie shit. #ellwood thompsons #whole foods #trader joe's
June 10, 2012
i swear
as soon as my head hits the pillow
i start thinking of the most delicious concoctions of food
and go to bed with a growling stomach
every. night.
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#ugh #firstworldproblems #food #nom #true story
July 8, 2012
Dear Rules of Etiquette,
Can we please amend the rule that tells house guests to make their beds before leaving?
I’m just going to take off all the sheets and wash the stank off anyways, so really, what’s the point?
Thanks for listening.
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#for seriously. #true story #i'm funny #lol #firstworldproblems
